Stolen completely from
because I need something to put me to sleep.
(And uploading to this account because I already spammed my watchers with a meme not long ago)
In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?
You're such a wuss.
-*fake cries* I want my mama!
Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
Your crush has a crush on me
-I thought crushes were "crushes" when the person didn't know about it...
I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
-You ain't seen half of how dumb I can be.
Hurry up would you?
You're so snobbish
-*runs away crying* YOU BUTT CANOE
Wanna settle this outside?
-Baby it's cold outside~
You afraid of me?
He/she loves me more!
-Mom, how could you...?
You have bad grades
-Who told you? ;~;
What if your crush told you...
I have a crush on you
I don't love you.
I think I love you already
-APRIL FOOLS AGAIN
Can I copy your answers?
-Fuck no, bitch >:U
I think I have a crush on your friend
-*starts coming up with names and physical attributes for the babies*
Can I sit next to you?
-No, that's my personal bubble you'd be invading.
Would you like to dance with me?
-Neccers does not dance.
I think you have a crush on me
you have a cute smile
Why are you so nice to me?
-Because I wish to have sexual intercourse with you someday.
What's your reaction if your parents told you...
Go home before it gets dark
-I don't go anywhere anyway. D:
Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
-He has a learning disability...
Go to bed early
Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
-I can do that last two, but the first demand might be too vague.
Study hard ok?
-Yeah yeah *plays pokemon soulsilver*
When i was your age I only had 1 dollar as lunch money
Why can't you be more like him
-Neccers is the best Neccers
When I say no... I MEAN NO!
-I thought it meant yes D: Well I'm glad that misunderstanding has been cleared up.
Got this one from Gumi2202:
[ ] you're incredibly lustful/sexual.
[ ] sex is almost always on your mind.
[ ] you could make someone fall completely in love with you by merely kissing them.
[ ] you're not a virgin.
[ ] you burn through lovers quickly.
[ ] you can make love with someone and drop them in the same breath.
[ ] if you don't "feed" your lust, you go insane.
[ ] you have strong/long nails.
[ ] you could get nearly anyone you want.
[ ] you have a bad temper.
[ ] you're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[x] you love the moon.
[x] you're very loyal.
[x] if you love someone, you'll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[x] you would go on a devastated rampage should your loved ones be harmed.
[x] you like dogs.
[x] you're fairly sturdy in stature.
[x] you're either a good leader or a solitary person.
[x] you have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.
[x] you like cats.
[ ] you're lithe and agile.
[ ] you could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[ ] you like gymnastics.
[ ] you love to eat seafood.
[x] you're affectionate and cozy. (Although I do prefer to be alone)
[x] you like yarn.
[ ] you like chasing things.
[ ] you're an excellent hunter/fighter.
[x] you're an outcast.
[ ] you feel as if you're not truly alive.
[ ] you'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream or cry.
[x] you tend to zone out.
[x] you don't feel very smart.
[ ] you like worms.
[x] you like taking things slowly.
[ ] you like odd foods.
[x] you prefer to suffer in silence.
[ ] you don't get much sleep.
[ ] you'd rather be pale than tan.
[x] you like to eat or drink red things. (meh, cherries XD)
[x] you're lustful/sexual.
[ ] when you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[ ] you're dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[x] you've tasted your own blood before and liked it.
[ ] being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak. (just gives me a headache)
[ ] you're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[ ] you have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[x] you're more active at night.
[ ] you're invisible.
[ ] you have an oddly eerie presence.
[ ] you can send chills down a person's spine just by looking at them.
[ ] you have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[ ] you're incredibly gentle.
[x] you're very shy around someone you find attractive.
[x] you tend to simply disappear when no one's looking
[x] you enjoy scaring people.
[x] you like the indoors.
[x] you are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.
[ ] you will eat just about anything.
[ ] you like to attack people verbally or physically
[ ] you are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[ ] you wouldn't care if you hurt someone as long as you can get what you want from them.
[x] you like stalking people.
[ ] you find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[ ] you get hungry easily.
[ ] you like torture.
[ ] you live to hurt people.
[x] you like the idea of being insane.
[ ] you're into wicca/paganism.
[x] you like magical objects.
[ ] you believe in magic.
[ ] you perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[ ] people find you intolerably cruel.
[ ] you enjoy manipulating people.
[x] you feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[x] you love black cats/ravens.
[ ] you practice voodoo
[x] you tend to laugh hysterically while picking up on someone you find attractive.
[x] you have different personalities.
[ ] your style could change from goth to preppy in the same second.
[ ] you have more than one lover.
[ ] you're unpredictable.
[ ] you would change yourself entirely to fit in.
[x] you are fond of many different things.
[ ] you can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[ ] you often say one thing and mean another.
[x] you like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.
[ ] you have a very bad temper.
[ ] you're usually angry.
[ ] you have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[ ] you worship Satan.
[x] you like pentagrams.
[ ] you love to mess with people's heads.
[ ] you could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[ ] you laugh when other people are hurt.
[ ] physically harming someone turns you on.
[ ] you respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.
[ ] you're a very good person.
[x] you take care with everything you do.
[x] you can be extremely serious.
[x] you're gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[x] you cannot hold a grudge against anyone.
[x] you would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[x] you're a virgin/have never kissed anyone apart from family.
[ ] people see you as being very pure.
[x] you are obedient and follow rules without question.
[/] you love God.
[ ] you enchant people.
[x] you like organic things.
[x] you're almost always smiling.
[x] you love the world around you.
[x] you get attached to animals easily.
 you're a walking-talking chick-flick/prince-charming.
[/] you fall in love easily.
[x] you don't hate anyone.
[/] you have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[x] you like long hair.
I'm a Werewolf I guess